Title: The Arashi Wifey Society Meet Their Heroes
Characters: Joana, Juliane, Arlene, Emily, Kimberly, Arashi
Rating: G
Warning(s): ^__^?
Note:.
Wahaha! Merry Christmas, all! I hope you got these before I post this! And I hope you all enjoyed every bit of it! I think it was sorta crack…? But I’m not so sure XD;
I had to add me in there, too… I felt left out T^T
>.<;

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Kimberly vers.

 

            The girl stared and the five men stared back at her. She blushed and shuffled, pulling a drawing out of herb bag. She held it out to Ohno, eyes down. “Is it good, Ohno-san?” she asked in her best Japanese.

            The artist looked at it, eyes wide. Then looked at her, feeling the taste of mint in his mouth. He licked his lips, perplexed expression befalling his features and nodded.

            Nino saw Ohno’s interest in this girl and turned his back to them, crossing his arms and glaring at random passerby’s.

            Jun was looking from the girl to his wrists which had started to hurt once he saw her. Then an uncontrollable jealousy overcame him, turning his face red. But his riida seemed to be having a good old time with the girl. He glared at Ohno and rubbed his wrists, mumbling incoherent words of jealousy.

            Kimberly smiled widely and pushed the drawing into Ohno’s hands. “For you, Ohno-san! Because you’re my hero.” Ohno blushed and swallowed the blasting taste of peppermint. Jun blushed at her smile as well. It had momentarily stopped his incessant rubbing.

            Aiba and Sho were left forgotten by the others, chatting about how Aiba buys Sho too many tiger shirts. And Nino stalked away.

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Emily vers.

            Emily stared at the first one that caught her eyes, mouth wide. The words streamed out of her mouth before she could stop them, and in English, too. “You are sexy? Yes? Me and you? Now? Go? Love hotel?”

            Sho tried hard to understand the girl’s English and raihed an eyebrow at the words he recognized.

            Aiba jumped forward and yelled “No paintbrush! Sorry!” With a huge, bright smile on his face, as if he knew exactly what she had said.

            Ohno whapped the back of Aiba’s head, understanding the lone word ‘paintbrush’ out of the stream of English.

            Nino, on the other hand, walked up to the girl. He felt like he knew her, and on sudden impulse stroked her hair. It was soft.

            Emily screeched and blushed. Nino jmped back, but grinned wildly at her. The other four members of Arashi looked on, immensely confused. Jun took the chance to grab Ohno’s hand. He justified his action by the sad and rejected look on his riida’s face.

            Nino, though, didn’t notice his Ohno and whipped out his handy dandy DS. “Play DDR with me sometime, ne?” He winked and walked away.

            Emily melted into a puddle and Juliane laughed harder than she ever had, pumping a fist in the air. “D-DDR to the MAX! Puahahah!!”

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Joana vers.

The girl bowed deeply, tears pricking the backs of her eyes. She straightened and looked at each of them straight on. When her eyes met Jun’s, he felt his head slowly curve to look at Ohno and Nino, who were displaying their love for each other in public by holding hands. He grinned and pulled out his AU phone, ready to snap a shot of the lovely pair, though his head swirled with questions. Why was he interested in Ohmiya? It boggled him, but he shrugged and snapped a photo, chuckling.

            Joana blinked and a smirk crossed her lips. Her next glance was to Sho, who immediately tugged Aiba over to kiss him on the cheek. Aiba seemed surprised, but accepted it with a huge beaming grin on his face.

            She shifted her gaze to the last two and realized she already had her Ohmiya pair together. A sharp wink from her caused Nino to pull Ohno into a tight embrace while squeezing his butt. Ohno pulled away and kissed him.

            Joana’s wild giggle sounded at the same time as Jun’s. She smiled, shoved her hands in her pockets, and walked away. She had done her job. Now, she would go home and await Jun’s Ohmiya fic. They were always the best and attached with pics.

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Arlene Vers.

 

Arlene looked at the five of them suspiciously. They had each reacted for the three of her friends and she wondered what would happen to her.

            “Hajimemashitte. Arlene desu. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! Itsumo, ari-” she was cut off by Aiba’s face in hers. She backed up a step, startled by his judging eyes on her.

            “Is it really our first meeting?” He asked. His face was pink and eyes wide. Arlene giggled and tucked her hair behind her ear.

            “Well, I’ve seen you before, but I’m pretty sure you haven’t seen me…” She smiled up at him.

            Sho glared in the background and walked up to the two of them, pushing Aiba aside. “Back off, Aiba, she’s mine.” Ace gasped.

            Aiba retaliated by stepping closer to her. “She’s mine.”

            “She was mine first.”

            “Well, she’s mine now.”

            Jun sighed. “Come on guys. Why don’t you just share? Like me and Nino share Ohno.”

            Nino pulled away from Ohno and chased Jun down yelling, “I will not share my Oh-chan!” Ohno sighed at his hubby’s possessiveness and waited for him to return while Sho and Aiba embraced Arlene in a loving, sharing hug.

            To any onlookers, she winked and gave a thumbs up. “Share the love, baby!”

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Juliane vers.

            She stared at Sho, nearly drooling. Her wide eyes never left him. Until Aiba came over. He smiled down at her and she noticed the sweat on his chest. She blushed but smiled back. Everything felt natural with him.

            He hugged her and then brought her over to a table to sit down and chat. On the way, Sho leaned down to her and whispered, “Don’t forget about the secrets and the lies.” Eyes huge, she looked back at him. God, he was so sexy. How could he be such a dork sometimes?

            The other three looked at her immensely confused by their two band mate’s actions.

            They didn’t know that she was the mastermind behind everything that was going on that day, the one who made up scenarios of them painting each other and showering/bathing together. Naw, the never had to know. She waved and then kissed Aiba on the cheek wishing Sho would follow them.

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What would (most likely) really happen::

            The girls stood as five among the raging fans. What they wanted to see… who they had come all the way to Japan for were about to show their faces. Each one of their hearts clenched and pounded, their breath quickened from excitement and anticipation.

            Finally, the five men presented themselves. The group of friends screamed, along with the other fans, tears streaming down their cheeks, hoping the men would look their way.

            When the view of the men passed, the five girls hugged each other in a messy heap. Inaudible words of happiness and excitement streaming from their salty lips.

            They had finally gotten to see their heroes.